Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath – Dark Humor T-Shirt for Veterans & Sarcastic Souls

Warning: Not for the faint of heart.
If your humor is darker than your morning coffee, this shirt is for you.

The "Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath" tee is our not-so-subtle nod to the kind of humor that only real ones understand — especially those who’ve been through some things. Designed for military vets, medics, first responders, and the gloriously jaded professionals who laugh inappropriately at HR meetings.

☠️ Why You’ll Love It:

• Dark humor that hits different – Finally, a shirt that says what you're thinking.
• Soft AF cotton – Comfy enough to wear all day, even during your third existential crisis.
• Conversation starter (or ender) – Either way, you'll weed out the weak.
• Designed for real ones – Military vets, EMTs, burned-out nurses, over-it office warriors... you know who you are.

📏 Fit & Feel:

• Lightweight, breathable cotton
• Unisex fit – true to size
• Soft feel with high durability (just like you)

🎯 Who It’s For:

• Dark-humored military veterans
• Mental health professionals with a sarcastic streak
• Medics, nurses, and frontline staff who cope by laughing
• Office workers hanging on by sarcasm and spite

🧼 Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold. Dry low. Don't iron the print. Don’t take life too seriously.

💰 Price:

$22.95 – because therapy is expensive.

📦 Shipping:

Ships in 2–4 business days. Discreet packaging, no judgment.